The Best Pickup Lines I have ever Heard

The best Pickup lines and dating go hand in hand.

Maybe it really is easier being a woman. So many men have to figure out what to say and how to say it, with fear of rejection. Many professions have been started and many books have been written on how to pick up woman.

One business professional gets paid $10,000 dollars to personally coach men on how to pick up woman and how to meet the woman of their dreams. I can save you some money.

If you want to know good places to meet woman,

start with the gardening/plants and flower sections inside Home Depot, or Lowes.

Check out places that sell arts and crafts or where they sell sewing supplies and fabrics. Next go to any shoe store or designer shoe department and lets not forget to go where there is handbags.

Just a little secret, woman like to eat ice cream. Next time you see a beautiful woman take her to get ice cream on your first date together.

Now if you really want to get a womans attention walk around carrying a baby or a puppies, woman can not resist to stop and admire.

Other places to find woman will be at local college campuses, local libraries, the nail salon and of course Victoria Secret stores.

Funny Pickup Lines Ice Breakers

Woman like a man who is creative, interested in her brains and can make her laugh.

Can I buy you a drink so I look better?

Are you from Georgia? Cuz you're looking mighty peachy?

Can I borrow your library card? I want to check you out.

Hey, I'm new in town. Can I get directions to your house?

Hey am I dreaming? You cannot be real

Do you have a picture? Could you please give it to me so that I can confirm what I want this year!

Are you carrying a map? the answer will definitely be a No, and then followed by a why? Take a pause. Look at him/her now slowly say… I have just lost my heart in those eyes.

I think of you with every sunrise and I dream of you every night
I'm here. What are your other two wishes?

Did the sun just come out or did you smile at me?

Here are the best pickup lines I have heard over the years.

• When I woke up today I knew I would meet a beautiful woman like you
• Did you just fall from heaven? you must have because you are an angel
• Have we met before?
• They broke the mold when they made you
• You are just what I need in my life
• What are you reading? I like smart woman
• Let me buy you lunch
• Call me anytime day or night if you need someone to talk to
• If you were my woman I would never leave you alone
• Where have you been all my life
• Let me take you shopping
• Here is my cell number, work number and home number, I want to make sure I do not miss your call.
• You brighten up the day with your smile
• What is a fine woman like you doing shopping by yourself
• What time do you have?
• Are you a Super Model?
• I have to bless your mother for making such a beautiful sight to see
• Girl, the way you look in those jeans makes me want to cry